Billy B. Bilano Bloglog

I am on QIK!

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:39:21 +0100

LOOKIT ME DUSDE!!!!

New friends

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:50:24 +0100

Hey dudes guess what?! I was working late on Thursday night and was working late at the bank and I sat down at my desk and took a bite out of my hamburger I made on Sunday and set it down on the desk. I started to type away at my keyboarder and was pecking them keys and I reached for my sandwich and I felt something wiggling under my fingers!!!

I looked over there and it was a bee!!!

I jumped up and ran down the hall and hid in the break room area for about five minutes! When I got back it was still crawling around my hamburger and then it flew up into this hole in the floater tiles on the ceiling. I thought that was pretty weird! Why would that bee go up there unless he found a way into the bank that I didn't know about.

So the next day I called this place Rancho told me about that sells fireworks so I could get some smoke bombs and I figured I'd toss them up there two kill two bees with one stone! I'd smoke the bee dead and then I could go outside and look at the building walls to find the hole and then I'd stick some mud or something in there to keep it from coming back.

So I got a bag of smoke bombers and I came in late the next night and I climbed up on my chair and lit one up then I lifted the ceiling tile up and WHOA SHOOT! There must have been like a thousand bees up in there!!! They was flyin around and making noise and I fell over off the stool and the smokebomb landed in a nest of fiber cables and caught them on fire! Then so I jumped up and jumped to the door and ran down the hall lickity fast and went home!! SHEEESH!!!

That was last night and today I came in to check out the damage and see if I smoked them bees and it turns out that thankfully the plastic bag I put over the smoke detector kept the fire alarm from going off (sometimes I have to get rid of old hard drives so I burn them in my office so the Chinas wont get the data off them). My whole office is browned up from the fire and the whole rack of servers is toasted and the ceiling floater tiles are still smoldering! AND NOT ONE SINGLE DEAD BEE! (but they did all leave for some reason because they aint in the ceiling no more)

And to add insult to insult my digitcam was burned up! Now I can't take pictures!!!

So anyways I am going to the store now to get some bleach cleaner and some paper towels and some white paint so I can clean this mess up before Monday comes back...

I got socked (not sacked!)

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:18:22 +0100

DUDES I found our yestarday something huge! I hope NOBODY ever finds out about this because it could ruin my street cred! Anyway here is what happened...

That guy "Dirk" apparently had nothing to do with the bank at all. He was not even an employee! Yesterday I went to the CEO lady and told her about "Dirk" and how he tried to kiss me on the lips and she put down her eyeliner and said "Dirk?" and so I just left the room real fast. Then I thought about it for a bit and it hit me like a ton of taco meat... I met Dirk outside of the bank when he came up to me and said "You must be Bill!" and then he told me that story about the girls butt I touch when I walk by (guilty as charged!!! LOSLS!!) and the rest was history!

So he spun up that whole story about my bloglog and posting sensitive information and it scared me up pretty good! These hackers are crafty and they apparently will stop at nothing to get our money. This is the first time I've had a physical attack at the bank that I know of not counting those guys dressed like Hamburglar who tried last spring but got caught by our security guard.

So I figgered that this dude Dirk got in because our security guards must be terrible so I fired them! It was a big deal because them guards have been here since 1972 and Old Fred has been here since and everybody loves him and he is in our TV commercials when he hands suckers to the little kids. But his time has come! If he can't do his job then we'll get new meat to fill his shoes.

So who would make the best security guards? I was thinking real hard then I thought about that taco stand again. They are in the ghettario area or something down by them train tracks. Who hangs out down there and are not afraid of the hobos? The Mexers all live down there!!! I would call Rancho but he got deported or something. Those people never fear anything and laugh at the face of danger by living down in that rotten area! And them skinny butt chica girls are fun to look at when they talk they go "yapyapyapyap... si! si!"

I Google Mapped up "security guards near ghetto AND mexican" and I found a place that looked just like the right place for me: Tres Amigos Securidado! Their slogan is "We will secure you!" or something. So I called them and now I got a great new team of three security guards and let me tell you these are tough hombres!

Teddy Briseno

Teddy got his start in security guarding after the L.A. Riots in 1991! He is a veteran of urbane combat and is well suited to protecting even the most valuable assets.

Rafael Jorge Pupo

Rafael started shortly after something happened in the 90s in Colombia. He used to fight with the cartels and spent some time with COBRA or something. Then he moved to the US to keep up the good fight!

Marty Fayomi

The Mad Nigerian! He is an international authority on money laundry scams and banking scandals! He has partaken them many times until he decided to come to America to share his unique skills for the forces of good!

I was really shocked that they had such experts at security and I am totally pleased that the bank is now in good hands! I gave them their keys and stuff this morning and tonight we'll see if Mr. Dirk comes poking his beak into the honey pot again!

Late night quickers

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:45:57 +0100

Hey nerds!!! LOSLS!

So okay tonight I was thinky that maybe this bank thing aint so bad and that Dirk and I could be friends and so I called him up and said "Hey man let's go bury the wood be friends" and he was like "Who is this?" So I said it was me and he said we could go meet for some cocktales at this bar down the way that I go to when I am hungry for peanus because they are free there.

So we got there and he he met me and we chatted and watched sports. He said "Did you think about what I told you?" and I was like "Yeah but I need proof" and then he tried to kiss me on the lips but I said NO WAY TO THAT!

THen he left and made me pay for the drink. I hung aorund and had about ten of them. Then I walked home. The boys are asleep and that is fine because I am going to puker in a few mintes... LOOOOLLL!!OL!!!!!! BYE!!

The scourge of Dirk

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:40:38 +0100

Dudes okay so now... I like... I don't know what to say just yet. Stuff has happened at the bank and I am hesitater to speak of it!

After the Gaogle Chrome incident a few days back (read it about it blow this story) the CEO lady had a phone call with the PREZ of the big bank who owns us. Apparently some goon from below her called up the guy and said they were quitting because their computers never worked and because of "some hairy guy who keeps touching my butt" or something (I DID NO SUCH THING).

So now I am in the dog house this time! This could be the last time I work for the bank because I may quit out of protest!!!

They sent in some bigwig guy named Dirk ("the Dork" LOALSLSS!!) Dantes or something to come in and and like make old Bill do the two foot shuffle. He was a real wetback with his black suit and tie... He looked like a hitman! He had no briefcase and wore these sunglasses that made him look like an Italian!!!

So I just got home. Dirk took me out to dinner and he ordered the skin fruit salad or something along with some tea. We went to some place called Bonedfish that was full of people pretending they were better than themselves. Anyway he was telling me that the bank can't afford to make any more mistakes and that the "times were tough enough" without computer problems being blamed on "a popular search engine".

Then he said "we need you to also stop posting to mailing lists about internal problems" at the bank. And then he said "we also need you to take down your personal web site" because it "provides information that compromises our integrity". He then said "we recognize that there is a degree of cultural investment with your tenure, so we are interested in keeping you on our staff so long as certain behaviors, detrimental to your success, are corrected with due repose". (I copy and pastey from the email he sent me after we had dinner which is a whole other story)

So I said "I can get real, we can make it real!" and then I spilled this drink on him (he asked if I wanted a drink and he said he was going to have a Martiny so I said "sounds good to me" and it tasted like warm piss and had an olive floating in it which also tasted like piss but it sure made me silly in the head!!! It was like when sometimes I take six breaths real fast and get dizzy after I bend over and pick up something heavy it makes me spiiiin!!! LOSLLS!!!!).

But even with that drinker spilled he just brushed it off. He was a smooth skin!

So now what do I do people?! HAELP!!!

The gauntlet is down! Google Chrome is here!

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:57:31 +0100

Hey hey dudes!!! I am in a world of hurt today!

Fresh off the back street came the Google Chrome web browser and I used it yesterday and made an executive decision that this is the future of the webber! Apparenly it supports rich media and Javesript and stuff much better than old IE and Forefox and NetShark! Boy oh boy was I excited when I fired it on up and looked at the bloglog! WOW! It's great to be so STANDARD!

So then I thinked and remembered that what is best for old Bill is best for the bank! So I got into my Active Directory and went ahead and put into place a new Group Police Object (GPO for shrt) that would push out this wonderful new browser to every desktop when the peeps would log in to do their busy work! Since all our internal stuff is all done through this Javer program in the IE browser that that guy from Sun said we should use (The Network is in the Network), it would be great because I read that Googal Chromer runs Javva like 200 times faster than Internet Exploiter!! LOLS!!! So that was that and I went ahead and edited the default group policey object for the whole company to make sure that everybody had this greatness!

Then this morning before work I started getting calls from people! I was thinking they was gonna say "Bill, my dearest friend, you have made all of our lives better through your brilliant implementation of this cutting edge technology. Through your tireless efforts at ensuring the maximum performance of my personal workstation, today I am pleased to offer you a free lunch of your choice of pizza or hotdogs. Your skills are truly unmatched by your contemporaries in the technology world, and I want to make sure you understand how much I appreciate you." Instead they said "What the fuck is Chrome!? I can't get to the intranet anymore! Nothing works!" Wah wah wah! They cried and cried and so I just hung-up and left my phone off the hook until I got here around 11.

So I go in finally and sure enough that Google thing broke our Jabva program and nobody can do anything, not even those dimwit tellers who always think they are better than everybody because they get to paint their nails when the systems are down. In fact there is one PC down there that did not get the Chrode browser and it still has IE and everbody is trying to use it and the person who uses that PC is charging $15 to sit there and let people check their Hotmale mailbox. I've put one of my guys on it so they are counting it all up and I am going to take it out of their pay!!! Or maybe he will split it with me!! !LOLLSL!!!!

I tried to call Googal and they would not answer and when I did get someone they said to call my vendor. WTF?

So I am going to have to find some way to undo this stuff and I am thinking maybe it's time to call Goog on their shenanigans and make them pay!! I am thinking it might be lawsuit time here!!!

Strange thing I found in the parkig lot

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:04:33 +0100

Dudes! Okay this is unrelated to my hacker woes at the bank... But I was outside looking through the bushes for my ethernet cable tester tool that fell out of the window and as I was walking by the employee entrance I saw this scrap of paper that said something weird on it that caught my eye something fast!

I took it inside and used my digitcam and snapped a quicky pic before I burned it because I don't know if this is a clue as to what is going on or not and I did not want to risk getting some foreign disease or something.

TAKE A LOOK (clicker to zoooom in):

What is really strange about this is the phone number! The last four didgits just happens to be my PIN code for my ATM card! And I've never heard of Canbodia so then I looked on the Wikapedia and saw it is a country in the Asia area! Next to Vitenam... And I think this guy's name is Buji or something, or that is his crack handle! Or his Second Wife login!

Whatever! So I am seriously thinking that this was a message to me! I am going home for the day to sleep it off.

Measures getting drastic!

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:23:29 +0100

Dudes I had to measure into my own hands today after yesterday's gross discovery! The CEO lady wont let me get the fecial recognizer software that I asked (WTF because I got budget) for and now I have to figure out how to keep this from getting out of hand. There have not been any more poop in the drive-through yet and we closed that lane down until Thursday (It would have been open today but I tried to clean it with a plumber snake tool that I wrapped some paper towels around one end and sprayed with 409 cleaner but they got stuck and that made the matter worse).

But I got to thinky and I then I know from my own experiences on the throne that nobody could actually poop and pee that fast so I figured it must have been done by our employees or someone who came into the bank toilets and did it into a baggie or soda cup and then strolled on out to make their merry mischief... Them girls never said anybody was there more than like half a minute!

So until I get the cameras up and can watch stuff again, I decide to engage in a bit of security theater! You know that is when you can't really make people secure so you tell them you are making them secure using slogans like "Only two remote holes in the default install!" and then you attack their character if they question you. So I figured if it works so well since 9-11 then it will work at the bank to keep the turd droppers out! LSOSL!!!

So I made these signs and put them up in the toilets in the building (don't ask what that is in the upper right corner):

So until I get them cameras fixed this will have to do and please nobody tell anyone at the bank (especially our CEO lady) or their bosses (the CEO of the larger bank) that they haven't been working. The less people know the more it can't hurt me! L!O!LSS!!!

Shhhh! It's hit the fan!

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:06:03 +0100

Hey dudes!!! The thing here at the bank has really gotten a strange physical security matter I need to address. And we need to do it fast because well, it's a sticky situation in more ways than just one.

Well, so this weekend we had some stuff go down (our bank recently started offering drive-through service on the weekends here at the main headquarters building in the city) that was very troubling to our ladies that work in the drive-through. Them teller gals tried to call our security tard named Louis but he can't keep his pants up very well and sleeps most of the day so he did not come running when he needed to and all the girls got freaked out.

See, someone drove up and took the teller return canister thing and pressed the "send" button. Well it started to suck the can through the tube and a few seconds later the gals started smelling something bad and then some liquid sprayed out of the chute right before the can dropped down. A bunch of stuff got wet. They opened it up and there was a poop in there with some pee as well! Well I guess them girls screamed and ran and then their boss lady came strutting out and she hockey pucked it into the bathroom with a broom and they tried to call Louis but he was out getting his butt waxed or something. So they called me!

Normally I like when them girls call me but when they told me they had a loaf in the thing, I was hesitant. But I did it anyway because those girls smell nice and sometimes I can see their panties up their skirts when I work on the floor! LOLSSL!!!

So I got there and looked at the poop and sure enough it was a big sopping wet log!

So I was wondering who did this so I went to the security room where all the tapes are for the survey cameras that watch everything we eat and sleep at the bank. When I got there I remembered: Them security cameras don't work anymore since I tried to replace the tape system thinger with used QuickCams that I bought on eBay for $10 a dozen. I did not get them hooked up because I can't find a parallel port expander that works with Vista... So I got no video recorded from the security cams so I can't go and see who that dirty sleezer was!

I was wondering who might have done this then it hit me! Last week I took down our wireless LAN and it was named "PoopGoesHere" because I figured nobody would want to use that. Apparently those Chinese hackers must have been using it to spy on us and they are mad that their keys to the world are gone.

So my plan is to put the "PoopGoesHere" wireless back up, then get the old cameras working. Here is where it is brilliant! Once I got them cams back up, I want to use some of that face recognizer software that they use to keep Arabs off of our airplanes. But instead of training it using pictures of brown people, I am going to train the software to recognize poop! I will zoom the cameras up on the chute spout in each drive-through lane and when the software sees a turd, it will alert security and shut the chute down! PROBLEM SOLVED! So then once I trap the bait with my wireless, I shut it off again and the mad shitster will return and get caught and yours truly will take full credit for this brilliant idea and probably win some "security of the years" award in the process!

So the question I have is, who here has experience with face recognizer programs and is willing to work for pizza and beers?!

Protecting the futuare of the bank wirelessly

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:21:14 +0100

Heye dudes! Bilano here once more to upgrade your brain with some improtant knowledge that is sure to make your day almost as good as my worst!

Since them Chinas are hacking my employer and trying to find their way to the womb of the golden goose, I've instructed our CEO lady (who recently got demoted LOOSL!!! her title is now "General Manager" - what a kick in the titties!) that we need to take drastic measures to stop this infiltration!

Someone in Twittar told me that I could buy one of HD MOORE's new laptops that he makes called the iPawn (clicker here and see about this thing that guy is peddling). It is a laptop he buys from the pawn shop and then puts wireless cards in it and loads Ubatntu Linix on it and makes a fortune. I guess this is what he does since he was disgraced by that DNS bug he discovered which turned out to be a feature only after industry spent billions on patching it. That poor guy I wanted to buy one so I asked him if he could put Airsnorter-NG on my old Apple Newton and they did not respond. So whatever!

So anyway back to my thing. In my tireless efforts to thwart the swelling trend of the Chinese darkies (a term coined by Doc Jumper from The Dark Visiter site about hacking rituals in China), I have decided that we are going to need a new wireless network to shore up our perimeter. I never turned on wireless encryption before because it was to frail and really, who is going to get on a wireless named "PoopGoesHere"? But I tell you it gets funny when I tell new employees that that is the one to use. They love usin it because I put this big antenna and booster thinger on the roof of the bank and it gets like ten blocks of range and even our interns at the university can use it from their dorms!

So anyway I am going to finally security this thing and I was looking at what new wireless things to get. I found one that looks like it might just fit the Bill (LOSLSSSS!!) and my waning budget. So here it is: this looks like a winner. The reason it looks so good to me, honestly, is because of this feature here:

This thing has double firewalls on it! And we all know that two is better than one! And it is only $80! That's a bargain at twice the price. Old Bill here is thrifty if nothing else other than brilliant! The company says this, as you can see above, gives the users protection from external hacker attacks! So when them hackers try to run a train on your data this thing will throw the gauntlet at them and a full out urban assault commences on their IP packets!!! Thank God (capital G if you pleas!!) for Natgear and that is all I got to say about that one!

See I always prefer Negtear over Linksys (Stinksys!! LOSL!!) because once Crisco bought that Lenksys company and started calling it Cisco-light gear all the fun went poop. And the problem with Cisco is they tried to prevent the release of OpenBSD saying that Theor stole the secret goat for thier crappy failover code. Ever since then I have refused to buy any Cicso stuff and then when their rep calls I ask him a lot of questions even though I have no intention to buy anything just to make him waste his time to cost Cisso money! Think of the hit on the stock price! LOLSLSO!

Anyway that is all for today I got to go drop some brown before my shorts take it in the curlies!

I am mangay now!

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:32:09 +0100

All these dutes on Twittser are all atwitting about mangay faces! That is where you put on makeup and run around like a Japan. Or you have someone make your face look like you was from one of their crazy cartoons. (One of these guys I fired had them pictures in some magazine he got when he went to Japan because he is into that culture if you can handle it. He went there and he came back with these things and they were full of big eye girls in bird costumes getting sexed up by eels and stuff. That was crossed my boundaries of good taste so I told him to start packing!)

Anyway this guy on Twittar made me one of them things because I am just that rocking good looking!!!

Here is it:

YEAH!!!

Pictuares from my trip to Vegas!

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:58:27 +0100

Here are some pics from my trip in Vegas for those! Everbody check them out and tell me if you see yourself so I can put some names to faces!!!

This first one is what I call "Nerd Hall" because it was me at the Riveria hotel walking through a hall of people who are master hackers! And that one guy who has the white hat I thought that was funny becaues this was a black hat convention and he had a lot of nerve showing up like that! He said he called himself "The Chef" and he could not speak English very well so I told him to cook me up a packet and he pulled out some Sweet and Low... does anyone get these poeple!??!

This next picture is from one of those lame teach sessions I went to where you sit and learn. I got bored playing with my thumbs and so I got my camer out and took this lovely photo of a bunch of rapt geeks listening to someone talk about their socks ports or something. There was that blond gal in the lower right corner who had big boobies and later she slapped me when I said I was part of the bikini inspection squad! LOL!L! But that did not happen. Really she sat there looking at her nails the whole time. Crazy broads!

You can also see some guy looking at me right above her. Some big dude that looks like a sea lion. I don't know what his problem is but he may have recognized me so if you know who that is then say hi!

That is all for now!!! More later maybe if I can get this camera to work right.

Back from Defcon and back into the trap

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:09:50 +0100

Hey dudes I am back! From the Last Vegas Defcon convention! For those that did not make the effort to read my Tweets on that Twitter thing all last week, let me clue you nerds in on what went down:

I get to the Vegas and got to the hotel!
I went and wandered around.
Spent a few days in some worthless sessions about stupid stuff nobody cares about like TPC/IP headings and how to break your anti-virus... sheesh! Then I think they arrested Kevin Matnick again because he got too close to a soda machine.
Partied with my peers!!! It was great because they probably did the same as me and told their boss that it would be worthwhile and then they just go and drink and dance and sex each other! But I was good because Mary came back last year... but she still hasn't said a word since she got back she just goes to her work and comes home. She still aint got used to the time zone change neither since she was in Thailand because she goes to work at like 8PM and comes home at 4AM but whatever as long as she makes the boys breakfast and cleans my shorts I am okay!!! LOVE YA HON!!!
Then I had a boozer with that guy Shawn Moyers from TWIT! He is a super guy and made me a believer!
Then I came home to make heads or tails of all of what I seen there.

So anyway I am still trying to get my pictures off of my digit-cam... I got some great pictures of these dancin girls and Shawn told me that them girls had camel feet or something and I could not figure it out because their toes looked fine to me. And then when I was in the bathroom someone tried to take my laptop but I had the kingston lock around my ankle and that was okay then. They grabbed it and started to run but then I yanked the cable and they fell over and said something in Chines and kicked the stall door but they did not know that when I use public toilets for poopin I always put my legs up and my feet against the door to brace it in case someone tries to do just that very thing!

I will update more when I get a free time. BTW: I got a rash from the sheets.

I sought help from Dr. Jumper and got the wet foot!

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:57:35 +0100

So somebody of you out there told me I needed to get touched by that swell dude from The Dork Visitor website (linkers here: here) and see his two opinions on this whole China hack matter. So I went back to his site and saw that he is going to be at the Dedcon next week and hosting a special chitty-chat with the Chinese hackers themsevefs! I thought this would be a great opportunity for me to brush off my old balls and get back into the ring!

So I sent Mr. Jumper this email (and I guess he is black because we know white people can't jump, and let me tell you that is the God damn truth because I can barely jump over the cinder blocks I put in my bathroom anymore):

Dear Mr. Jumper,

Is that really your name? But I am pulling your neck. Let me be serious here for a minute because I am serious!

I am IT Director for a large regional bank here in these United Stats and I think that my bank may have been infested by Chinas cream of the crap hackers... See, earlier this week we got an email sents to everone in the office that says it came from our parent bank's CEO and he was supposedly sayin that they was shutting down branches in like five states because of the mortgage crisis thinger. Well, that freaked everybody out and then they didn't close up diddly and all those tears them gals downstairs shed was for nothing.

I saw lots of China IP addresses here on my honeypants server and because I am the LSA this guy from FedrLine banking system named Kevin was tyring to get me to approve all thes transactions but I said no and he said he was gonna call the FDIC on me because I could not fax him my Host User Code list (because I LOST it! LOLS!!! but what Kevin won't know don't hurt him I GUESS! KLOLOLOLL!!).

Also do you see any problems with using VNC for my FudLine server? Can them commie hackers get into that? Some weird guy that calls himself a Twit on Twitter told me I could look for the IPs of the Macintoshses and that would help but but I don't see how. Can the Chinesse rootkit the Machintoshes cause they are made over there and they put hardware modules in there that Apple does not know about cause it is hidden in that crappy DRM they use on the iphone that they call Fair Play like that superhero that was in that Justice Socienty comic book that people called so damn terrific?

That bein the case the FDCI has not showed up and now everybody is looking spooky at me and I need to handle this fast because every minute means more people being suspicious and I need to sweep this under the rug before anybody gets the wiser that our bank was infested by Chiners and that we got money stoled from us.

If you can't help me before then and push comes to shove, you think you and I can maybe team up and punch those guys sort of like Westside Story at DefCan next week??? We could be like Schweatzenagger and that other guy who is a dried up old prune of a comedian from RED HEAT and we can team up and over power the nerd gangs!!

(See, they are nerds and nerds cant fight for nothing and they don't know marital arts because they are nerds. Me I was in Gulf War and fought Contras in the military so I got training but I will still brush up on a bag of dirt I got in my closet before then to get in shape Rambo-style just for good measure!)

Okay man let me know!!!

BTW: you can read more about this last week's hacker attack for context if you visit my bloglog http://www.bilano.biz/ or you can twit me on Twatter "billbilano"... Thank you.

--
Mr. Billy B. Bilano, MSCE, CCNA, CISSP, and now QISP

Expert Sysadmin Since 2003!
'C:\WINDOWS, C:\WINDOWS\GO, C:\PC\CRAWL' -- RMS

So I figured that was a good email and that Mr. Jumper would jump at the chance to get even with these hackers from Chinas for all the devastation they've wrought over the years! But instead he like did not reply to me at all and I am in limbo waiting for him to reply!

But that got better when a certain friend of a twit on Titter send me a twat about something going on at DefCan where I can like go and be a special guest of a honor at some EFF fundraiser! (The EFF is good beccause they help make sure that the UN wont come and take our laptops away like they did with guns a few years back)

So they want me to go hang out with the Johnny Long guy who has the name like a pr0no star (I don't really know anything about that thorough (the wifey reads the site (HI HONEY-POOPS!))) but he does the Google hacking for Jesus now. I am worried about going to that because they might sing the kum-by-ya song all night or something and try to get me to join the Goggle Hack Cult of the Lord or something cause I don't know what that is all about!

So I am still figuring that out cause I don't know how I can be the guest of honor there and still be in disguse to keep the Chineese hackers away from my pants. I was planning on going like that guy from the Keep on Truckin thing Amazon would do when the site would go down when Bezos needed a back scratch or something but at this point I don't know cause it will be hot. But if I am the guest of honors then everyone will know it is me and the disquise will be compromised worse then HD MOORE'S computer from the DNS exploit that he put out there then the ungrateful people used against him and took his sitez down. So much for them corn flakes!

Okay I got to go to the toilet now that was a big typer! Time to go plant a loaf in the porcelain moat!! LAT8R DUDES!

No sooner did I get that then I got this

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:45:34 +0100

LOLLSL!!! TURNS OUT I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!! Looks like I stirred up the horney's nest with this one again! Just a bit ago i got the following email along with some picture thinger in it. Here it is for you to see:

From: THE MAO-INATOR
To: bilano
Subject: ffuk you

sir we request kindly you take off that story about china or we will be forced into serious action. remember we are in china and outside the scope of us laws.

So I lookied at my logs and I saw that email and where it come from is some dumb mailbox on Yahoo. Not from China! And I seen that picture gives awaiy their URL for their secret hacker training ground:

So I put that URL into my Netscape and I got some crazy site http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com and upon first look it look like some kind of wareze site so to be safe I opened up on my UBUNTO LIVE CD (love that LINIX!) and unplugged my hard disker so I could browse like a virgin.

So I went to that site and there is all kinds of crazy pictures of bush and chener and that british guy and then of course the hacker leaders themselves in the picture they sent me. I lookied some more and they have a guest book with a picture of the POPE I think. I think this is a maze to train potential hackers because you keep clicking the "ENTER" and you will get someplace eventually I bet your bottom dollar.

I will keep you all posted on the progress I make in taking down this massive Chinese hacker ring!!!