So dudes, that Robert Scooble guy who is that got fired from Micro-Soft for shooting his mouth off about the zune all the time just decited to up and hook up twats with me! I saw thiser thing in my inbox this morning and it really sort of at first made my day to thing that I had the respect of my peers but then I realized that I am bigger than him (literally!!! LSOLSLSS) and that he is following ME!

Hi, billbilano (billbilano).

Robert Scoble (Scobleizer) is now following your updates on Twitter.

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So I guess he is trying to track what I say about things becuase he is running out of material for his cruddy litte video caster thing that no one watches so he has decided to see what I am saying because I am the best of the breed in security! Just look at my banner ad below and you will see!!!

He spends all his time going from city to city because he has bad credit (I know becaese I looked him up in some of the banks finance things that I have access to that I sell time to all the PI’s that SHOW ME THE MONIES!), so he goes to different towns like a gypsy and does some scams where he interviews people and tries to pick their pockets at the same time so watch out all you movers and shakers, Rogbert “Jabba the Butt” Scable is out to get you and yours!!! And like Dick Cheney, he might just slip you the two-finger willie in the process!!! ALAOLOLLL!!

But this guy used to work for microsoft and talk about tablet pcs all the time befefore Billy “Boy Jive” Gates showed him the walking papers off the short stick. Now he always says his son likes Applse stuff but we all know that is really the Schooblylizer that is doing it and blaming it on his son because he hopes that he might get his old job back one of these days. You know, the job where he copy and pasted things off of technocratti that other people was saying and passed it off as his own.