Dudes cool stuff to report today!!! I am pleased to tell all you people out there that I now got banner ads again on my site!! And I also go a new banner ad that advertises THE BLOGLOG! This bannar ad was designed by my fellow friends here on the Internet who are moonies (that means they work afer hours on other things to make money). They make web design. Well, the one guy does. I don't know if its just him or not but he also did some porn sites (that I don't look at thank you very much! HI MARY!).

So as of two days ago, I got this banner going:

And also he said that I could maybe get more hits if I started talking about stories I find elswhere that other people wrote and that I can pretend they are my own stuff so that I can oincrease my traffic. This is called "search operator engineering" or SOE! He says the more crazy stuff I got that people will dig will get my more hits and that way I can make people better at info securityy and, by extension, make the Internet a safter place for my own kids to use!

So that said I am giving you this store I found on the Dredge Report site that I look at every five minutes. It is about some guy that pooped all over himself in the airplane toilet (i can't even fit in those things so I just carry a big plastic zip bag) and then he opened the door and started running up and down the isle and make the flight attendant go bananas. They was on their way to this place dcaclled Ohama (not unlike that fellow who won the election but with an 'h' instead of a 'b') in Nabraska. Anyway he pooped on himself and if that was not enough he had to be chained to his chair and the passengers had to smell his dung for the rest of the flight... Yowazas!!!

Read the big poop here!

That is all!