Okay so dudes this is a precusor to my later story that I will blog about in a bit but it has to do about office (orifice!!) polictics and stuff.

I just got out of a meeting with my new boss.

Yeah that is right! Bill doesn't report to the lady CEO anymore. In fact she is demoted and is leaving the company because of her "gross negligee" or something about her underwear. I don't know why anybody would care about that unless they found skid marks in her office or had videos of her sleigh riding in the lobby. WHATEVER! So she is gone.

So today I met this new bossman who came from the bank. His name is Kane Traske. They moved him in real fast and got CEO lady out lickity slit. He is apparently Jewish because he has a big menorah and threw out her Christmas tree. I don't like it because he is not a real Jew he converted so he could marry his wife who a Jewnuine Jew through and through. I think he was just after her money because she is rich and has little dogs that make little poops in the hall when she brings them by and he likes to see other people pick them up.

So anyway he apparently came here from some company that spammed peopple for a living and he got fired because of malfeasance and for just plain sucking the life out of the place like a vampire. AND NO I DO NOT WATCH TRUE BLOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Please stop asking me that!

And this guy and I met today. We stood there and all I could see is the CEO lady sitting on a toilet somewhere looking forlorn and caustic like she always does, trying to put on her pretty face before going out into the world trying to carry on. Kind of like my wife ever since she got back from Bagkock. But we don't talk about that anymore.

He says he wants to go over IT problems and I said "what problems? I solved them already. check the google and see how much I am on top of things!" and he laughed and said he'd set up a meeting for us to talk about it.

SO FAR this guy is not impressing me at all.