Okay so dudes this is gonna be a big project but I gotta share something with you all before I get into it too deep to make sure my head is on myself before it gets too crazy out here.

I got Windows baby! I got it bad!!!

So I was buying my kids a new laptop because they finally found their old one. You'd think that I'd make them use the old one because they found it but they found it and it was in the bottom of the kitty litter pan. So I poured some 404 on it and started to wash the pee off but then oops, I forget it wasn't one of them Toughboot laptops from Panasonic and so it drowned.

So I go to the laptop store down the way that sells old used Dell stuff but instead of buying that old used stuff I saw a new one for a good price! It was some China knock-off of Dell Latitude and it is spelled Dall Laptitude so I figured why not? It has Intel dual-cord power something.

I got it home and turned it on and then I see that it was running that thing called Windows VISTA and I about blew my stack!! I called them gooks up and yelled about my rights as a consumer and they laughed and say "all sale final, joe!" and hung up on me.

So I figured I can maybe put REdhate on it or Uabanatu. But before I did it I wanteed to see what the enemy (Microslath) was up to so I started to use it a bit and as soon as I opened up the Internet and logged into my email I said "WHOA!" and I started to click some more and click even more! Them windows was flying alll over my screen and ripping up my eyeballs with cool stuff. I can see through my window borders and I can see how that can increase my productivity!! This Vista is really coooool!

I got bit by the Billy bug and now I have seen why so many Linux people hate windows because windows make their positions less valuable because people like me can use Windows like a power saw!

So now that I have eseen the light I am going to start a project this weekend over Thanksgiver that maybe I can convert all my Redhate over to Windos Server Vista and join the revolusion!