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Hey dudes guess what?! I was working late on Thursday night and was working late at the bank and I sat down at my desk and took a bite out of my hamburger I made on Sunday and set it down on the desk. I started to type away at my keyboarder and was pecking them keys and I reached for my sandwich and I felt something wiggling under my fingers!!!
I looked over there and it was a bee!!!
I jumped up and ran down the hall and hid in the break room area for about five minutes! When I got back it was still crawling around my hamburger and then it flew up into this hole in the floater tiles on the ceiling. I thought that was pretty weird! Why would that bee go up there unless he found a way into the bank that I didn't know about.
So the next day I called this place Rancho told me about that sells fireworks so I could get some smoke bombs and I figured I'd toss them up there two kill two bees with one stone! I'd smoke the bee dead and then I could go outside and look at the building walls to find the hole and then I'd stick some mud or something in there to keep it from coming back.
So I got a bag of smoke bombers and I came in late the next night and I climbed up on my chair and lit one up then I lifted the ceiling tile up and WHOA SHOOT! There must have been like a thousand bees up in there!!! They was flyin around and making noise and I fell over off the stool and the smokebomb landed in a nest of fiber cables and caught them on fire! Then so I jumped up and jumped to the door and ran down the hall lickity fast and went home!! SHEEESH!!!
That was last night and today I came in to check out the damage and see if I smoked them bees and it turns out that thankfully the plastic bag I put over the smoke detector kept the fire alarm from going off (sometimes I have to get rid of old hard drives so I burn them in my office so the Chinas wont get the data off them). My whole office is browned up from the fire and the whole rack of servers is toasted and the ceiling floater tiles are still smoldering! AND NOT ONE SINGLE DEAD BEE! (but they did all leave for some reason because they aint in the ceiling no more)
And to add insult to insult my digitcam was burned up! Now I can't take pictures!!!
So anyways I am going to the store now to get some bleach cleaner and some paper towels and some white paint so I can clean this mess up before Monday comes back...
