Hey dudes. Nothing good to report today! I thought it was going to be a swell day but it turned out to be crappity crap! I got to work any a buddy of mine from Microsloft had send me an email about some new program they were beta testing for chatterboxers. He said that it would be about my speed and I don't know what that meant but after you read my story you will get what the hell I am talking about and my drift, too! I think he might be one of those homosex people. Anyway, the program is called "MS CHAT 2.5" and it is in beta so I can't link it to you because I don't want to get sued by monkey liberal lawyers and their activist judges for ratting out Microsfto!

So this program lookied pretty cool until I fired it up and joined the default chat channel! I will never use this program again because the people are crazy! They have their own website and post their own chat logs and they are sick cookies believe you me... So here is my chat conversation and you will see just how sick and depraved these people are (click to make it bigger to read):