Heye heye heye! It's your old resident computer expert back again. Some serious stuff today. I was at work talking to peeps in the mens room just at the bank just now about the Apple switching from PowerG5 chips to Intel (I had some mean burritos for breakfast and so while I am sitting on the terder evacuating the old chute I fiured I would write up the discussion I had while it's fresh in the old noggin since I overheard some guys from the advertising department complaining about it and then I piped up) and then I remembered: I was THERE at WWDC during the whole thing and I had an entire chat room log (given my current "sitting", pardon the pun! LOLSOL!) of my discussion and galant relaying of the latest nuggets of steaming news from the conference floor!

The whole thing started when I told the bank that I needed to go to the WWDC to find out about the competition (I called it the World Wide De-hacker Convetnion) in the net-sec world! They bought that line hook line and sinker (floater in my current shit-uation LLSOSLS!!!) and sent me off on my way, first class style seats on a major airline! After fighting with the security people after I got tangled up in one those moving elevators when my shoelaces got caught and then my pants fell off in front of some old ladies, I got to the Moscow Center to cover the gala event!

So I pulled out my booze and drank it down -- this was going to be one hell of a day! I figured I needed a little hit in the morning to start the day right and to help liquidate my senses! Anyway, I got my wireless on and sat down and VNC'ed into my system and got into IRC into the chatter channel to talk about the LIVE events as they unfolded! Old Bill scooped everybody this day! But you know what sucks major mule bootay? Nobdoy believed I was speaking the truth! Well I feel pretty vindicated now that everything I said was real, but I don't need to prove anything to those suck-nuts because you know what? I was there when the walls came down! I was there!

I also noticed that a lot of the coverage of the event did not jive with what I saw and reported upon! After I got back to my hotel and hurled a bit (the combination of strong boozers and the adrenaline rush of being in the same room as Steve "The Jobs" Jobs took its toll on my bowels and balls) I turned on the TV looking for coverage and THERE WAS NOT ANY! So I got onto the Mac forums and it was just as bad! Everybody painted a rosy picture of the days undoings...

So today, while talking to these goofuses in the pooper, I decided that it was time the truth came out! Rather than write a big story about it, I decided that the best thing to do would be to just post the chat transcript and let you all be the judges for yourself!

Read the IRC transcript of my WWDC coverage here!