Okay dudes! Bill is back after a brief hiatus where I spent some time in continance after the Valentiner Day debacle! What a crazy disaster that was! My oldest kid had his school v-day party and card exchange and several of the girls gave him cards with boogers in them. That was kind of gross but I told him that these are the breaks! Anyway... there's some real news right now that gets better and better every time you'll hear it.

So we went to this here offsite thing-a-ma-bobby, and wow, it was refreshing! I mean, woza! It really gave me a chance to shine in front of everybody who has not seen me shine before. And when people know how good I am, I feel good and it just makes me want to one-up them even more! At first, it was focused at first on taking care of the customer (because they are the ones that pay my bills), but after a while I decided that I would mix it up a bit and get every one thinking about safe computing! So after sitting back and being bored and thinking about what I should do while I blew spit bubbles and made googler-eyes at the falicitator, I decided the best thing to do was take charge and show everyone what I was made of: meat!

They decided on the first day we needed to split up into groups and work together as a team. In my team (I decided to call us the BB-Boys), I did more team work then all them skirts in my group, no one could keep up with me! We did this thing where we put blind folds on and had to fold a rope, but it was really a time to grope! LOLSL! Anyways, after getting a fistfull of boobers on that game we did this thing where we put our balls into a bucket by using ropes and jumper cords. But I had this idea and went and got my cricket bat from my car (I don't play cricket at all because that's what those limeys do). The falicaitor tried to stop me, but I told him to show me where in the rules it said I can't do that, and he could not, so heck with the old bastard! I was going to get points for thinking about the box!

Then we did other things that was a pantload and I got tired of it real quicker, so I tried to start up a game of pose-offs like I saw in that great flick, Zoolander! But, noooo! Everyone was scared to go against me! So all that team work was getting annoying cause my team was all crabby and would not do what I told them and I was getting upset so I asked them all if they needed some Mydol or something. Then that jerk Ben heard me and starting getting in my face over some nonsense about being fed up with me, but I told him he will be off my Christmas list unless he cools it! Later on I talked to his boss about me taking him under my wing becase he is wacky anymore and I think he needs a firm hand like mine to straiten him out.

After team building was over, it was time to get down to brass tacks! So we went over the biz plan, and those jerkies told me to leave after a while after I told them their failed buisness plan is not my problem and that the reason the bank is doing badly is because we lost all those customers because of our old webmaster and his stupid virus.