Not much to talk about lately just been busy bumpin' the grind! But I am in the dog house lately with the wifer because I screwed the kooch again with her car! I was on my way to work and Mary's car was just sitting pretty (she wont let me drive it because it was more expensive than mine) and I saw that her sticker thing on the window from crazy Mick (the guy from Ireland who gets my ire (LOLSOSL) who works at the luber place) fell off so that means it was time to go in for a hot oil treat! But this time I decided to do it for her myself and it didn't quite go quite as planned or something.

First I got out my tool and got down there under the front of the thing and climbed under it but I got my beard caught on something so that hurt but I got down there and found that little nugget that holds all the sauce in! Next thing you know I almost had it out and then all that stuff was pouring down my hand and got all over my new shirt! So I was trying to get our from under that beast and I got my belt caught on something and I was trapped so I started yeling for my boy to get me something to pry myself out with. Instead he brought me a shovel and I threw it at him and told him to get me some bowls. That little turd went and got me a bunch of dishes and by that time I had finally got my belt untangled from this pointy thing and then I put the bowl down and it started filling up. We went through about every bowl in the cabinet before we were done.

Anyway, the boy went back in and started playing his damn Atari thing we got him before school. So now I had all the bilge out into about 20 bowls all lined up in the driveway. So I took them in one by one and flushed it down the toilet and tried to clean the bowls out with some laundry soap I had sitting around. That got them clean enough for me so I put them back into the cabinet (they still smelled a little funny but nobody will notice once my wife fills them with cereal for the boys later). Anyawy, I go back out to the car and I see that I forgot to buy new oil...

Now, I know some of you will laugh, but you know what? I didn't want to catch Hades from the misses so I had to act fast! Thankfully, we had some vegetable oil in the pantry that seemed to work pretty well for about half of her trip to her job I guess because she called me and was pretty worried about her car smoking up on the highway and smelling like popcorn and gasoline. Anyway, when I got to the fixit place that mick runs, it was all downhill from there and... well, let's just say I am sleeping with the fishes tonight because Mary is not talking to me...

I just had to get that out on the open! I am sorry WIFE! Please forgive your loving husbander! :-)