Happy Valentines Day you hackers and hackettes! Bill here with a Valentine for you! Since this is last minute I did not have a chance to make a fun page like I did for my gala Christmas carol last year (two months ago if you are going to nitpick).

So anyway I decided to do a nice thing for the CEO today! I sent her a big red box of chocolate brown sweets in a heart shaped box that I bought at the mall this weekend. And they are not those cheapy crapola kind of sugar things that this Indian guy (who I mentioned earlier who almost got me fired) always buys from the goat market or whatever it is downtowner on the filthy streets, these are good premium style chocolates from this store that my wife buys her boobie cream from.

Anyway, I got them here this morning and I remembered that this guy named Rancho from the mail room said she doesn't like nuts (then he said something about her spending time with her secretary lady but really... girls are like that they will get together behind closed doors and put make-up on each other and do all kinds of weird things). So since she wont eat nuts I went through all the chocolates and made sure I removed all the ones with nuts. I replaced them with some black jelly beans (the kind that nobody really likes but it is the thought that counts) and taped them down so they don't roll around inside the box. I don't know if she was happy or not but that's good enough for me!

Also, some crazy hacker chickie has put up a tribute to me on her silly web site! Apparently she is a white hat for the spooks and she sort of looks like that goth honey named Abby from that terrible TV show NCIS on CBS. I don't know if I should be insulted or not but when I saw this I about made trouser brownies I was so happy! Somebody is finally acknowledging my brilliance and genius in a positive way but I still don't take kindly to being called names, which she does. She has used lots of big impressive words and I am going to include them on my resume because it makes me look smart. BTW: If I was not a married man I would call her a pure hottie because she's got that special twinkler in her eyeballs that gets my hog rumblin'! Raaawwwr! LOLLOLOLLS!

Until next time dudes...