Hey dudes!!! I took the kids to see Santa at the grocery store down by the office (it is a bigger and better store that the one we have nearby because the one we have nearby only sells diet soda). And the kids were very excited but you know my friends who run my hosting company had a pick of Dick (Cheney!) on their website (you can view that damned thing right here, but it is weird) with a huge nut in his left leg! So that freaked me out because he is the Vice President and they are not allowed to go commando like that. If the Dickard was doing it like that, what about Santa? So I wanted to make sure before I let my kid sit on his lap. I KNOW it sounds silly but when you are a dad you have to worry about sickos like him and Santa.

But it ended up not mattering much because my oldest kid (the one in the picture who is not a baby) has a problem where he can't eat. If he does, he will throw up. We've been to a lot of doctors and every time they tell us to do something about it, we don't because we believe in homeopathy (that is where you fix problems by eating grass and other natural remedies) unless something needs to get cut - we're not stupid! So anyway I gave the boy a hotdog and the little trooper ate it up even though he knows it will come back up later, probably in the car again. But we pressed on and I gave the kid the hotdog and some ice cream from this place in the food yard place in the mall. So anyway, when we get to Santa I am trying to get a good glimpse of Santa's package (LOLS!!!) to make sure that nothing is "out of spec" and I think the mall security guy noticed me bending over and peeking (no peeking at packages, LLOLOLOL!!!) and they wanted to escort me out... but then my son came to the rescue and made a huge mess! Normally I would be mad at him but today it came in handy! It was funny because Santa was covered in hotdog mess and all the other kids were crying. I took my boy to the toy store and bought him a new Go-Bot thing and he was happy until dinner time.